this is the most embarassed ive felt since i was born.
to make a long story short, i have a runny nose most of the time. i always plug my headphones in my computer, and i lean back in chairs that i sit in. when put together, it is not a good combination.
sitting here in my room, i was innocently listening to music (with my headphones plugged in). i also had tissues on my desk, to blow my nose with. i was leaning back in my chair, reading some notes from a class when i realized i had a tender itch down south. while satisfying it, my roommate burst into the room and startled me, so i fell forward.
the result? he thinks i was masturbating.
and now i dont know what to say.